Brazilians say the funniest things

A collection of motorcycle road trips across Brazil (and some other stuff):

Brazilians say the funniest things

When I arrived in brazil in january 2009, one of the first things I needed to do was to learn Portuguese.

I had taken a few online lessons, but that was nowhere near enough, so my first three months in Brazil were seriously frustrating, because I couldn’t understand almost anything.

What people were saying sounded nothing like the online course, where you hear the native speakers talk slowly and with a lot of articulation. Now I was thrown into the deep end and I felt I was drowning in the ocean of words and sounds around me…

After a while, when I started to understand a few basic things here and there, I started noticing that there were some non-Portuguese words that Brazilians pronounce in a funny way… For example, it is very hard for most people here to pronounce a word with a closed end. Like the word “DOG”. Usually, it would sound more like “Doggie”… The word “HOT” would sound something like “Chotchie”. An “H” at the beginning of a word is not pronounced, and if it is, it sounds more like a soft “ch”. If you’re wondering why the “h” isn’t pronounced as “h”, well it’s because an “R” at the beginning of a word is pronounced as “H”… “Rio de Janeiro” sounds like “Hio d’Janeiro”.

It does become kind of confusing (and inconsistent) when you have a word that actually HAS a “ie” at the end. You would think they would pronounce this correctly but noooo… Walkie-Talkie becomes “Wok-Tok”… Whisky becomes “Whisk”

Then there are the words that I would call “Brazilianized”. I remember walking downtown with Fernanda and seeing a sign saying “SINUKA BAR”. When I asked Fernanda what this meant, she was surprised that I didn’t knew. It’s sinuka, she said… don’t you know sinuka? Honestly, I was thinking that it was some kind of japanese food, but then she said that it was that game you play on a big heavy green table with colored balls and a stick, and then I knew. It was SNOOKER. Another linguistic hurdle for Portuguese speaking people is the “sn” at the beginning of a word. there are no Portuguese words beginning with “sn”, only foreign ones. The way they pronounce it is like “sin”… the “oo” sound in portuguese is spelled as “u”, and the “ker” at the end becomes “ka”

The funniest example of how a word can get deformed, I heard in a chocolate boutique near Itacaré in Bahia. The lady at the counter, after learning that I was Belgian, proudly told me that they were using the famousBelgian “Callebaut” chocolate to make their bonbons, just that it took me a while before I knew which chocolate she was referring to, because it sounded like “Callibutchie”.

Finally, if you walk into a snack bar (Lanchonete) you will notice that the name of some items on the menu begin with “X”… X-bacon, X-egg… Conveniently, the letter “X” is pronounced as “shees” (close enough to cheese, right?  ) so the snack bar industry can save some space on the menu by just putting “X” instead of “cheese”.


So here are my favourites:

1. Snooker ==> Sinuka
2. Hot-dog ==> Hotchie-Doggie
3. Ping pong ==> Pingie-Pongie
4. King kong ==> Kingie-Kongie
5. Big bang ==> Biggie-bengie
6. Bang-Bang (cowboy movie) ==> Bengie-Bengie (I guess you were able to figure this one out)
7. Walkie-talkie ==> Wok-Tok. (when the “ie” is there, they don’t pronounce it)
8. Whiskey ==> Whisk
9. Hardware ==> arduaire (I know, but if you hear somebody actually say it, it makes more sense.)
10. Callebaut (Belgian chocolate brand) ==> Callibutchie
11. Ford ==> Fordgie
12. Fiat (the car brand) ==> Fiatchie

Now that I think about it… I need to have somebody say “boogie-woogie”… I think that could end up being number 13

Consider yourselves informed…


Written and contributed by Raf